雙語爆笑:20句哭笑不得的臨終遺言
The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words byfamouspeople。
人之將死，其言也真，有時候還會帶點幽默。以下是20位名人的臨終遺言。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
原諒我，先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally steppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 瑪麗安托瓦內特王后，她上斷頭臺的時候，不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
2. I cant sleep
我睡不著。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。
我永遠不該把蘇格蘭威士忌換成馬蒂尼酒。
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
出自：亨弗萊鮑嘉
4. I am about to or I am going to die: either expressioniscorrect。
我馬上就要或者說我即將死去了：這兩種表達方式都是正確的。
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
出自： 多米尼克鮑赫斯，法國著名文法學者
5. I live!
我還活著!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。
出自： 羅馬教皇，當時他被自己的士兵所殺。
6. DammitDont you dare ask God to help me。
該死的你怎么不敢求上帝來幫幫我?
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。
出自： 瓊克勞馥，當她的女管家開始大聲祈禱上帝的時候，她如是說。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自：亞歷斯特克勞利著名神秘學者
8. Now why did I do that?
那么我為什么那么做呢?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自： 威廉歐斯金，當他于1813年從葡萄牙里斯本的一個窗戶跳下去之后。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? French Fries!
嗨，伙計們!明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣：法式炸薯條!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。
出自：詹姆斯弗蘭徹，殺人犯，他被終身判決為上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。
10. Bugger Bognor
The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words byfamouspeople。
人之將死，其言也真，有時候還會帶點幽默。以下是20位名人的臨終遺言。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
原諒我，先生。我不是故意這樣做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally steppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 瑪麗安托瓦內特王后，她上斷頭臺的時候，不小心踩了劊子手一腳。
2. I cant sleep
我睡不著。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。
我永遠不該把蘇格蘭威士忌換成馬蒂尼酒。
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
出自：亨弗萊鮑嘉
4. I am about to or I am going to die: either expressioniscorrect。
我馬上就要或者說我即將死去了：這兩種表達方式都是正確的。
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
出自： 多米尼克鮑赫斯，法國著名文法學者
5. I live!
我還活著!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。
出自： 羅馬教皇，當時他被自己的士兵所殺。
6. DammitDont you dare ask God to help me。
該死的你怎么不敢求上帝來幫幫我?
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。
出自： 瓊克勞馥，當她的女管家開始大聲祈禱上帝的時候，她如是說。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自：亞歷斯特克勞利著名神秘學者
8. Now why did I do that?
那么我為什么那么做呢?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自： 威廉歐斯金，當他于1813年從葡萄牙里斯本的一個窗戶跳下去之后。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? French Fries!
嗨，伙計們!明天的報紙頭條這樣寫怎樣：法式炸薯條!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。
出自：詹姆斯弗蘭徹，殺人犯，他被終身判決為上電椅死刑。他對親見他受刑的媒體人員說出了這句話。
10. Bugger Bognor
