Everybody has blue days.

　　These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.

　　Days when you feel small and insignificant, when everything seems just out of reach.

　　You cant rise to the occasion.

　　Just getting started seems impossible.

　　On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.

　　This is not always such a bad thing.

　　You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy

　　that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!

　　On blue days you feel like youre floating in an ocean of sadness.

　　Youre about to burst into tears at any moment and you dont even know why.

　　Ultimately, you feel like youre wandering through life without purpose.

　　Youre not sure how much longer you can hang on, and you feel like shouting,

　　Will someone please shoot me!

　　It doesnt take much to bring on a blue day.

　　You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,

　　find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.

　　You could forget your dates name or have an embarrassing photograph published.

　　You might get dumped,divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public,

　　be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,or just have a plain old bad-hair day.

　　Maybe work is a pain in the butt.

　　Youre under major pressure to fill someone elses shoes,

　　your boss is picking on you, and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.

　　You might have a splitting headache,or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache,

　　chronic gas, dry lips, or a nasty ingrown toenail.

　　Whatever the reason, youre convinced that someone up there doesnt like you.

　　Oh what to do, what to dooo?

　　Everybody has blue days.

　　These are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.

　　Days when you feel small and insignificant, when everything seems just out of reach.

　　You cant rise to the occasion.

　　Just getting started seems impossible.

　　On blue days you can become paranoid that everyone is out to get you.

　　This is not always such a bad thing.

　　You feel frustrated and anxious, which can induce a nail-biting frenzy

　　that can escalate into a triple-chocolate-mud-cake-eating frenzy in a blink of an eye!

　　On blue days you feel like youre floating in an ocean of sadness.

　　Youre about to burst into tears at any moment and you dont even know why.

　　Ultimately, you feel like youre wandering through life without purpose.

　　Youre not sure how much longer you can hang on, and you feel like shouting,

　　Will someone please shoot me!

　　It doesnt take much to bring on a blue day.

　　You might just wake up not feeling or looking your best,

　　find some new wrinkles, put on a little weight, or get a huge pimple on your nose.

　　You could forget your dates name or have an embarrassing photograph published.

　　You might get dumped,divorced, or fired, make a fool of yourself in public,

　　be afflicted with a demeaning nickname,or just have a plain old bad-hair day.

　　Maybe work is a pain in the butt.

　　Youre under major pressure to fill someone elses shoes,

　　your boss is picking on you, and everyone in the office is driving you crazy.

　　You might have a splitting headache,or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache,

　　chronic gas, dry lips, or a nasty ingrown toenail.

　　Whatever the reason, youre convinced that someone up there doesnt like you.

　　Oh what to do, what to dooo?